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Expat-terns’ Backpacking Club Crawl: Europe Edition
Amsterdam

Expat-terns’ Backpacking Club Crawl: Europe Edition

Let’s not beat around the bush. Europe is a wonderful continent with an interesting collective history, great food, and spectacular…

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Germany is Gay Among Other Things: a March, Monuments, and Stadtfest!
Berlin

Germany is Gay Among Other Things: a March, Monuments, and Stadtfest!

Today was a big day despite the late start. After leaving the hostel in groups at 2 PM, Nina and…

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Doing Deutschland: First Time Sights in Germany
Berlin

Doing Deutschland: First Time Sights in Germany

Arriving at the Busbahnhof Zentraler Omnibusbahnhof station or Berlin ZOB at about 7:30 AM this morning, the gang and I…

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My Expat-terns

105. As a friend once said, rap, everywhere but the US it seems, tends to be protest.
48. Sometimes life will lead you into a drum circle. Just accept it at this point.
41. Respect customs agents even if they are assholes and super condescending to you. They literally control your fate. Throw in a, “yes Ma’am/Sir”, if you really want to seal the deal. If that doesn’t work, literally start worshipping them. Form a cult dedicated to their honor if you must.
50. Touch your palm – it is warm. You are living, so live. Celebrate life’s intricacies and subtleties everyday whether you travel or not.
60. Pout in the Paris metro system.
28. Take advantage of your climate. If you are in a perpetually overcast location and the sun appears: Go out and enjoy it. The same goes for the rain. Enjoy your environment especially the surprises it gives.
87. In the Frankfurt airport (maybe in all German airports), you do not need a boarding pass to go through security. You receive it afterwards. This can save you some time if you are confused and late for your plane.
98. Halloween is sadly not accepted by everyone. It is a very culturally relative holiday.
90. Be honest about who you are and where you come from.
42. Drink a lot of water when you are traveling especially when you are sick. Just do it.

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What a pre-COVID experience ... Sardine-can airpl What a pre-COVID experience ...

Sardine-can airplane, just vibes ...

And, headed to a potlatch!

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And, it baffles me that since becoming a trend in circa 2012, 백인 hipsters still can’t pronounce it correctly ㅋㅋ

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I was gonna make a pun with the ‘Atlas Mountains I was gonna make a pun with the ‘Atlas Mountains’ and ‘Atlas Shrugged’ ...

— But, instead I think I’ll just take the moment to say fuck Ayn Rand and I hope she has to volunteer in Hell. 

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missing the days when I randomly would turn around missing the days when I randomly would turn around and find @ninadalmatinka telling me to smile — 

then having to suck in my gut and attempt to have a chin (never had control of my hair though)

also when you could safely travel 🤷🏻‍♂️🥲

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Rede, redes no céu Subtle Lisbon Streetcar Des Rede, redes no céu 

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